I baked mint chocolate chip cookies. I gave some to Laura and the Wassermans. The ants got the rest.
Ok. I didn’t throw away the ant infested cookies, but slowly eating them instead. My dad said that they weren’t attacking the cookies just yet. I think he was lying to me so I would eat them. After a year of eating expired foods, I don’t think a bunch of ants crawling over cookies is going to hurt me.